The chances of survival during a zombie apocalypse are catastrophically low. Knowing this, I refuse to waste my last moments on earth fighting. Instead, with the world in a tizzy, I will complete my bucket list.
Driving a Lamborghini. Visiting California. With business owners scrambling and hiding out walking into a car dealership and stealing a car will be a simple task. Sure I may run zombies over on the way to California, but overall they will not get in the way of my fun. In case a zombie does cross my path my weapon of choice will be a baseball bat. Again, not the most effective weapon but without a doubt the most satisfying way to kill a zombie.
When death by zombie becomes unavoidable I will refuse to be mauled by man eaters. Instead, I will proudly jump to my death from the Golden Gate bridge.
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