Sunday, December 3, 2017

Assignment 13 - Lizzy Wolfe

Attention all students! New dress code rules, effective immediately.

  •        Girls pants must meet the ankles, preferably exceed this length. Boys shorts must not exceed six inches above the knee.
  •        All jeans must have a minimum of two (2) holes.
  •        Girls must cover midriffs and cannot be revealing. Boys may only wear crop tops and shirts with plunging necklines.
  •        Please, promote involvement!! Wear bandanas and other gang-related items.
  •        Clothing advertising alcohol, drugs, or other “inappropriate” images will be allowed. We think that kids should be able to express their favorite pastimes!
  •        We get it, you’re tired after wasting time and then doing homework until 3 a.m. Please bring a blanket to stay comfortable while you nap.
  •        Sunglasses are allowed. What can we say, your futures are TOO BRIGHT!
Failure to comply with these new rules will result in a call home and SAFE. Repeated offenses will result in suspension.

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